Rock & Roll

Rock & Roll

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

  From the home office in Concord, California
  TIm’s Top Ten Reasons - David Letterman 
  was / is… The Best Late Night Talk Show Host
     
 #10 - He used to wear wrestling shoes on his show and never
             kicked anyones ass.
 #9 - Sorry Michael Strahan…Dave was The 1st gap toothed
             talk show host.
  #8 - He always helped Paul Shaffer shine his head 
             before each Late Show.
  #7 - Two words… Monkey Cam
  #6 - He was awkward… and he made awkward people...
         feel cool & awkward.
  #5 - When a joke didn’t work…who could tell.
  #4 - His mother was funnier…than he was.
  #3 - James Brown thought Dave was Funky….not funny.
  #2 -  I got to see Dave Letterman in person…at The                                                        
Ed Sullivan   Theater…3rd row… when Tom Hanks was the guest…Oct. 7th, 2013… and I’ll never forget it as  long as I live. 

   And the Number One reason…Dave is The Best

  #1 - He still wears that Velcro suit…and always sticks the landing.

    And the Real Reason, I, Tim Wilkins,
    think David Letterman, is and  was,
    The Best Late Night Talk Show Host

  #1A - Because it took me no time at all to write this…and maybe
            Dave is ingrained in me after 33 years…and I appreciate that…
       

         Dave, may not have been your cup of tea…he is intelligently stupid…He is what happens when there is no adult supervision… and David Letterman always, always made me smile… and when you think about it…That’s pretty damn important in everyone’s life.  #ThanksDave

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Good Bye Mr. Letterman

    Good Bye Mr. Letterman-  

 I’m thinking about all the hours
I have spent with you Dave…
Now you’re leaving us with the Jimmy’s…
when you were always my Fav.

You were such a good friend 
…and you didn’t even know
that I was there watching…
 you on The Late Show

Letterman says he’s gotta go
and 33 years has been a good run
No more monologues and bad jokes….Why Dave?
Darn you… that was half the fun

 No more Paul and the band
and his funny banter & laughs
No more funny bits…
and you throwing stuff through glass

 But… that’s OK… I won’t be sad
because there’s no Top 10 
…’Cause I’ll watch you on
…You Tube… again and again

But… don’t take away our memories
of Stupid Pet Tricks… and Larry Bud Melman 
and don’t stop throwing melons off…
that Late Show building

I won’t miss you talking with Cher, Madonna,
Oprah, and Drew Barrymore
I’ll miss Rupert, Gerard Mulligan,
Chris Elliot, and Brother Theodore

 I’ll miss the smiles from the audience and 
“The guy under the seats”
…and you and your friends
 goofin’ with the people…
out on the streets

I’ll miss Biff, Alan Kalter,
Will & Sid
I’ll miss your Mom, Regis 
& Joaquin Phoenix 
and all the silly things you did

I’ll miss the musical intro 
…and you running across stage… 
I’ll miss the Late Show music guests
…where we all became of age

 I’ll miss you Dave…
when your gone…
and I’ll miss U2, The Foo Fighters,
 Pearl Jam …& Warren Zevon
Because I know they made you smile…
This was the music that turned you on

Seinfeld, MacDonald, 
Baldwin and Murray
Fey, Short, 
Martin, and Altman…were all gone in a hurry

You see, David Letterman…you knew, who was funny…
you know what was funny…
and you’re funny…because…
you are different…from the rest
…sarcastic and awkward… and it was all in jest

…and when you took me into your world
You made me care about this Late Show place…
and laugh with your family 
 for an hour …a generation lost in space 
…and I like that…a lot…I like going there

 I used our old VCR
to tape you each night
and would sit around …
on my lunch hour…
and laugh with each bite

I would chuckle by myself…LOL…
before it was something on the internet
… and for that… I am forever grateful…
and I’ll never regret

And another thing… who else could do
what you have done…thru all the worlds ups and downs?
…You made people laugh for 33 years 
…Wow-we-wow…not even a frown

Thank you for all the laughs
you gave to me…
David Letterman

I watched a crap load of Late Shows...and

      You are  #1…
on My All Time…Top Ten